I fixed that for you.

The first thing that went through my head, “Sure, you guys waived an UDFA. How brave.”
God I’m cynical.

Amen. No self-respecting Knicks player or fan will ever be a Mourning person.

Real, honest-to-God, pirates would get me to watch Olympic sailing and kayaking for the first time ever.

Nah, not dumber than Santiago Casilla’s balk-off:

But not Bosom Buddies? I’m glad he’s getting a little more recognition given that his co-star sky rocketed much father than he has. I’m sure there’s a tiny bit of professional jealousy since that time.

I get this isn’t a glamorous job, but is it really necessary to shit on this guy for working?

Little league style would have been 4 consecutive 1 base errors.

Zima? Get out of here with that millennial shit. Bartles and Jaymes or nothing.

Last time I put something in the mitt without looking, my wife screamed like a banshee and I slept on the couch.

That’s low-hanging fruit

“social media influencer”

Once upon a time, my colleagues had problems with our boss. That caused an investigation where I was interviewed about my boss’s conduct. I literally said to the investigator: “I haven’t experienced X with this person, but my colleagues have asked me if it has happened to me and it hasn’t. So, I’m guessing this person…

Our anger should be towards the system. If the system doesn’t change we will continue to turn on the TVs and see the same thing.

First off let me start off by saying “ All Praise Due To The Most High.”

When Carmelo thinks theres been too many shots taken, its about time we make some changes.

“ Take Charge. Take Action.”

To be fair, British people have been very skittish recently concerning anything to do with a pound.

This is the most effective that Tebow has ever been through the air.

Hey, Tay Tay. Welcome to the Tribe. See you at Rosh Ha Shona services?