Pete Carroll when asked for life advice: Pass

Rob: Where we headed?
Rex: Lady Foot Locker.
Rob: Wife need new shoes?
Rex: Um...yeah.

I don’t fight people who bring tridents.

Good to see they finally got rid of stupid punting!

Your weekly reminder that the NFL thinks knows with 100% certainty that you’ll never turn it off, ever, no matter how preposterously backwards they are.

Agreed.

LeBron James, now 31 years old and carrying more miles than the car you bought for $800 when you were 17,

Funny, Kevin Love didn’t play tonight but Im pretty sure his concussion symptoms got worse.

It can’t be overstated how important Tristan Thompson’s offensive boards were tonight. During the stretch where the Dubs were hanging around 7-9 points back late in the second quarter, one more burst away from erasing the Cavs’s first-quarter dominance, the Warriors were able to force the Cavs into bad shots and…

Until your favorite team loses a long pass because a DB knows it’s better to take the 10 than risk giving up a 40 yard TD.

That fucking article made me so fucking mad I can hardly stand it. It’s not surprising from Wilbon. But just having the Mouse/Worldwide Leader try to tell me that “ZOMG ANALYTICS AREN’T BLACK NOBODY AT THE BARBERSHOP BE TALKING ABOUT WAR MY NIGGA”, was just frustrating piece of trash ever. The Undefeated wouldn’t be…

So a Marlins fan expected a certain level of service, only to get a product that was a cheap, terribly diluted imitation of what was promised? No way he could have seen that coming.

It is also a single event that only took place in one location. A Holocaust survivor from Bergen-Belsen might be interested to know what life was life in Mauthausen, or for Soviet-Jewish POWs sent to Sobibor, but other than the "where I was on that day" there isn't a whole lot of diversity on what happened on 9/11.

Sorry, Jezebel doesn't acknowledge democrat victim blaming.

Win.

“GET AWAY FROM MY PENIS!” by Tim Tebow

Anyone who has played Words With Friends knows exactly how this works and I will MURDER THE NEXT MOTHERFUCKER WHO DROPS QI ON A TRIPLE LETTER TILE.

Might this be a Cannes thing? I feel like almost every year I’ve heard about at least one film getting booed there. Perhaps it’s a tradition; something that’s been happening since the festival began?

‘The fuck is the Gold Bond?