We’re good, Gwyneth.

If you told me as a kid that country would be the new punk rock, offending the moral majority in 2023, I would have laughed in your face.

“Threatening summer hit.” I’m sorry, I thought we were talking about a stupid country song and not every gangster rap song ever recorded. I suppose if you actually sold drugs, killed people, and used women as worthless nothings, you’re in the clear and the left will absolutely gag on your cock for decades. But if you…

“I’m not going to go back 100 years and check on the history of this building,” he said (via Variety).

“Nguyen doesn’t see the show as being explicitly political”

It’s funny how the sort of rivalry between New York and Texas looks from the outside. Like, look at this quote from the article:

see, we all know that now, as adults. but let’s face it, back then it was “haha, brown person speak funny” for a lot of people, especially children. i don’t necessarily think that was the fault of the show, but there it is.

Your final point is one that seems to get overlooked all the time. Azaria and Shearer voiced a dozen characters each because the Simpsons was a brand new low-budget show on a fledgling network, and they needed a handful of versatile actors who could basically do everyone except the main cast. Same with KOTH.

And he’s a volunteer firefighter, and quite literally the hardest-working person in Springfield. 

“And whereas Apu often serves merely as an easy punchline...”

“That’s my purse! I don’t know you!” remains one of my all-time favorite TV quotes.

I mean, she already did that and dealt with the ensuing bullshit for years. Indie dramas are way the fuck more interesting to an actor.

“I don’t like bread.”

Every school lunch was the same for me: A sandwich, a 1-oz. bag from the Lays variety pack (Golden Flake SUUUUUUUCKS), fruit, and cookies.

Again with this? I heard stories about Lee’s arrogance and cockiness decades before the movie was made. Tarantino didn’t make it up. The story the scene is loosely based on has also been out for years.

Breaking news:  Arrogant man was nice to his daughter.

Ah, yes, because everyone else has the same defective gullet as you. 

So this list is specifically designed to annoy readers to drive engagement, correct?

ANOTHER Gen Z person trying to instruct me on the correct way to eat. They can all bugger right off, I eat what tastes good to me, not what some kid thinks is ‘authentic’. Wankers.

Surprisingly: The Once and Future King. Not something you’d expect a jump scare from.