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Captain Impulse
captain-impulse

“It’s a-me, Mussolini!”

“According to Horvath, this is more of an ‘origin’ story ‘of Mario becoming Super Mario.’ It’s about “a blue-collar guy from a family of Italian immigrants...”

Right where they belong!

If you’re applying for a job here, you’ll need to cut at least 90% of the useful information from your comment.

Queue conservative backlash in 3...2...1....

Ftfy.

“Known provocateur makes reference to the most popular show of the last decade in a trashy tabloid column, labeled a misogynist.”

Doesn’t matter. Alternate timeline, where things don’t suck.

Your first playthrough is the equivalent of leaping straight into the volcano in Morrowind, defeating Dagoth-Ur, and complaining that the game sucks and has no content.

These two need to just fuck already and get it over with.

Ugh. Could this guy be any more nauseating?

“I want you to cook me like one of your French meals.”

I had this problem when I rented a car with voice-activated GPS in Scotland. The thing wouldn’t acknowledge anything I said, until I tried using my terrible attempt at a Scottish accent, and then...it worked great!

So...still more accurate than the average McDonalds employee, then?

Please stop talking on the internet. You’re offending me.

Please stop ranking things.

Please stop ranking things.

IMDB lists George Georgiou being cast as “The Elder” in JW4. What happened to Saïd Taghmaoui? Why was the character re-cast?