1UP for you.

“You and I need to have a little chat about THIS, Mom!”

I find your comment far more relevant than the article itself. The former I will now use (thanks!), whereas the latter will be forgotten.

Let’s do some quick math here:

I’ll second Fiery Habanero, as well as Flaming Hot Limon, which is my other go-to favorite.

Very true! Just ask managers at Walmart, Target, Home Depot, etc...although those are a very different type of Just Walk Out “shoppers”.

I had Tuvalu in the pool. I guess I need to pony up!

Loosen up!

Don’t think I don’t see what you’re doing, Lifehacker:

The manager’s immediate response should have been:

I find it hilarious that she DEMANDS an IMMEDIATE investigation into the dramatic increase of people dying suddenly...from “the vaccines”, when she was indifferent to the dramatic increase of people dying suddenly...from the virus.

Gotta watch out for them protein spikes!

Xenu beamed him up!

Fuck off with your disingenuous bullshit.

“No, Birth Control Isn’t Making People Lesbians”

Apparently it’s also making them straight:

All money is blood money. You’re just not looking hard enough.

No problem! Scrooged is a must-watch Christmas tradition in my house.

My vote goes to Jordan Peele:

Lol, no. Viola Davis got snubbed, yes. Danielle Deadwyler, too. But The Woman King? Nah.