China found something it couldn’t blatantly rip-off, for once?! I sense an impending economic collapse!

The plaintiffs are technically correct (which is the best kind of correct), but this lawsuit is still absurdly frivolous.

Calm down, Clarkson. You’ll get yelled at by the internet.

ALL opinions are irrelevant.
Stop getting mad about them.

Just checking: is the age gap between these two consenting adults acceptable to Jezebel writers? Just wanna be sure I understand the tone of this article.

If it’s not about guns, these fucks just don’t care. Just *this week* they’ve shown that they would rather play on their phones than pay attention to Zelenskyy’s speech, help breastfeeding mothers, or protect children from abuse.

Rand Paul is like spoiled (breast) milk: it’s long past time to toss him out.

“Consenting adults are judged by the internet.”

Apparently not enough to stop you from reading them (and commenting!).

Netflix and WB both done my boy dirty. As others have mentioned, both Superman and Geralt were roles that Cavill was built (literally) to play, and it’s a shame to see them fizzle out because of...well, I won’t speculate.

It worked adapting Tolstoy into Japanese (and Shakespeare, as a matter of fact...twice). Why wouldn’t it work the other way?

Who was asking for this, exactly?

Knives Out was a contrived, convoluted mess, full of so many absurd twists and betrayals that it cheapened the movie. I started out loving it, and by the end, I was so frustrated and disappointed, I’d lost almost all interest. Ana de Armas’ performance was one of the few aspects that salvaged it. Sounds like Glass…

An Orgazmo reference!? You better check yourself, before you wreck yourself!

Apologize in person and see how it goes.

Oh my God...shut up and go away, already!

Here’s a better title for this article:

Clarkson acting like Clarkson. The usual people are offended. Color me shocked.

Translation: Clarkson acts like Clarkson, for some reason people are surprised, the usual people are offended, and those who couldn’t care less continue to do so.

FTFY.