Good. The way trailers should be.

Imagine being perpetually offended at jokes and inconsequential details of other people’s lives...details that they themselves look back upon fondly, no less.

This never had a chance to be anything but low-budget dreck, even with Michelle Yeoh. The Witcher showrunners obviously do not understand or care about the source material. At this point, they’re just puppeteering a soon-t0-be corpse (once Cavill is gone).

This same principle is true with just about every other fast food outlet as well. Order a Big Mac in Tokyo and it will actually look like the commercial.

I’m going to ruffle some feathers here, but...Hot & Spicy (Tabasco) flavored Cheez-Its are the superior form of the product. Fight me.

As someone who generally despites sweets and desserts in all forms, those top two are *choice* selections.

“It’s cool to see Asian food represented so prominently too; pad thai, California rolls...”

Is Taco Bell going to phone me, or nudge me?

I will not eat ze bugs.

The opinions expressed in this slideshow are some of the worst I have ever heard.

Finally! A trade that is somehow even worse than Russell Wilson to the Broncos!

Republicans are officially, uncontestably, and undeniably soulless, morally-deficient clowns, and the Georgia runoff is proof.

The Republican party, ladies and gentlemen.

To be fair, holding a gun to someone’s head is just foreplay for Republicans.

The Republican party, ladies and gentlemen.

Shippers really are cancerous to fandom.

Not that they should have to, but I’m surprised the family doesn’t already employ full-time bodyguards.

Spoilers ahead.

Narcissist who posts their entire life online doesn’t like it when people ask questions or have opinions about them that they don’t like.

Just be thankful it wasn’t a room full of Jezebel writers.