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Captain Impulse
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I’ll give you tree fiddy.

So...it’s Kit Kats all the way down?

Impastable!

Even worse, my favorite Necco is the pink, Pepto Bismol flavored one!

I know this makes me a godless heathen, but I love Necco wafers.

Though she didn’t get into specifics, the Us star said of her involvement in the film: “It was very amicable, the departure from it. But I felt it wasn’t the role for me to play.”

Yes, and...?

I can’t wait for the inevitable TikTok video of a Karen pulling some racist bullshit and flashing one of these fake badges.

Yeah, we don’t need this guy in civilized society.

I named my newborn son Galahad. Screw the haters, the name is awesome!

Are we sure it’s a fantasy or projection? Some of the kids I’ve encountered lately *are* dumb as rocks. Watching some of them count back change when I give them cash is painful, made even worse when they reach for a calculator.

Agreed. She was in the show for all of five minutes across nine episodes. Criminally underused and squandered.

Oh boo hoo, someone was mean to me 40 years ago!

Yep. America is rapidly becoming the tyrannical theocracy that it broke away from in the first place.

Instant karma? I’m in. Put these people in cuffs.

NIMBYs are the absolute worst people on the planet.

“...and here’s why that’s a good thing”

Although pollution is definitely a concern...”

What a shitty thing to get worked up about. I wish I could wipe away the memory of this “controversy”. There’s nothing charmin about it.

Even if there was a debate, there would be no *actual* debate, because Walker has absolutely nothing to say.