No.

Dammit, now I want a hot dog.

I’ve loved Radio Garden for years. Glad to see it on this list.

HOAs need to be abolished nationwide. Fuck people who think they can tell others how to live. “Sad little king(s) of sad little hill(s).”

Sorry, Donald Chump: the truth is not defamation.

...and nothing of value was lost.

Dear teachers, students, administrative staff, and anyone else who needs to hear it:

Unfortunately, any noticeable effect on voting would require Republicans to be educated enough to read, understand AND care about the “morals” they claim to espouse.

Here’s a guy who knows what comedic talent looks like.

“I’m not interested in reality, I’m interested in the images.”

FTFY.

After my first trip to Japan, a bidet became an absolute must-have in my home. And I’ve never looked back...the bidet makes it unnecessary. ;)

Worse: the Simpsons’ writers. American animation is a Matroshka doll of prognosticators.

Thankfully, neither will Herschel Walker.

How about Jameela fucking Jamil?!

Well, at this point it wouldn’t be strictly “acting”, would it?

“I am altering the voice. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”

‘Member? ‘Member that? That was awesome.

Seriously. Is Pepsi trying to shoot themselves in the foot? Pretty sure these would sell to the general public, and likely fetch a nice profit, but they’d rather make it a publicity stunt?

How is it possible to be *so* fatigued about a movie that only just debuted today?