Thank you for this. This is the best thing I’ve read all day

My larger point here is that all I want for Jurassic World 2 is for Chris Pratt to be eaten within the first ten minutes and for Bryce Dallas Howard to take the reins while Jeff Goldblum runs around in heels without his shirt on.

“Just give it seven seconds” is also the name of my sex tape!

Aaaaand now I’m back to craving some more Splinter Cell. Blacklist felt like a good balance of gameplay, and the pure stealth runs had a good Chaos Theory feel to it, but we just need one more outing with Ironside.

I’m not usually into speed running but holy hell is Superhot VR a blast to speed run. It’s also a great workout!

Trump is just trying his best

Man, I remember playing so much of the original flash version of N back in middle school. I spent way too much time on the old Metanet forums.

As entertaining as it was to video chat with my friend while I was in VR, the interface of Spaces is just goddam awful. I think the avatar was alright, but it was a pain in the ass trying to adjust the parameters of the face, and navigating the UI in general is just awkward as hell. Hopefully they’ll throw in a lot…

Reminds me of this old Sony ad:

That pikachu looks like a robo-pikachu built by team rocket for some dumb elaborate scheme to swap him out for the real one so ash “never notices.”

If it could tweet the trump would already own it.

Streaming has completely stopped my pirating. These days if I can’t find it on Hulu, Netflix, or amazon video, I won’t bother. Mostly because there’s a massive surplus of good tv out right now and I can’t watch it all, but also because it’s only slightly more convenient than pirating. Same went for music and Spotify.

It’s like watching the budget version of Westworld

The thing that always gets me with this type of video is that no one ever color corrects the footage to make it seamless. Nor do they respect the 180 degree rule.

First this reminded me of “Other Space” and I got excited.

We need to make a parody video of this PSA but it’s a series of shots of people being outraged about Trumps latest tweets and at the end it’s “While you were busy paying attention to the latest twitter outrage, Trump was in the background getting away with shady shit” and you see him in the background shredding his…

Well the important thing is you found a way to feel superior to both

For that much money you could also buy approximately 200,000 Chromebooks.