Man I’m stoned as shit and this was the best part of my night. Thank you

He’s not the only push-up loving skeleton in town

I’d prefer a big yellow joint lego set

Oooh, these will work perfect for my Stranger Things themed Halloween party!

Oooh, these will work perfect for my Stranger Things themed Halloween party!

We had a Rod of Wonder (rolling from the wonderful list of 10,000 random magical effects), and managed to craft a Wand of Foxes. Each use produced 10+1d30 foxes in the area directly in front of the wand. Shortly after receiving the item we found ourselves stuck at a locked door. Being the rogue, I took the wand,…

Playing Vampire the Masquerade, and we were all frozen in time because a party member had betrayed us to kidnap another party member. The evil vampire that time-stopped us left, and ANOTHER player decided to betray us while we were frozen (he was immune to the spell). Instead of just killing us while we couldn’t act,…

That bastard! I was two goddam turns away from finishing MY Himeji Castle Lego pop up. Guess who’s getting invaded next....

“See? This proves that poor people SHOULD be separated from the wealthy. It’s just more stressful for them to walk past our success on their way to their sad seats in the back. Really we shouldn't have to see them at all.”

Definitely looks like they used Twixtor, which explains why hardly any of the video is actually in slow motion.

Well that was... dissapointing. I was hoping the GIF in the header was just a small clip, but it turns out that’s basically the entire video. I would have like to see more of the video in slow motion.

I had some edible bubbles when I was a kid. I distinctly remember opening the container and just directly drinking it and getting sick. Good times.

Pro tip: watch this high

Something I did when I DM’d my first game: use Legos! I don’t have any D&D figures, but I have a huge assortment of Lego minifigs and accessories, and plenty of monsters to boot. They worked really well, and each person was able to customize their character, something you can’t really do with pre-made figurines. Of…

So the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie?

I erased a spoiler from my memory, only to discover later that the spoiler had erased ME from its memory first. I think we’ll keep dating though...

My local Microsoft store gave me a great deal on the Fallout 4 Xbox bundle. Got a 1TB Xbox, Fallout 4, AC: Unity, Star Wars Battlefront, Project Spark, and Fallout 3 for $400. Gonna sell the copy of Fallout 4 and then go back to the store after Black Friday to get the extra $50 off (thanks lowest price guarantee!). So…

My local Microsoft store gave me a great deal on the Fallout 4 Xbox bundle. Got a 1TB Xbox, Fallout 4, AC: Unity,…

Just did this last night as well. Even better, if you bring in your reciept after Black Friday, they’ll credit you the difference because of their price garauntee policy. I went to the brick and mortar MS store at my local mall, and they even threw in a free copy of Project Spark.

The Doctor is in!

Oh please tell me someone has the full version of this! I want to spam it all over my friends Facebook. It’s hilariously awful