Looks like burnt plastic tubing wedged next to baby diarrhea.

My friend and I as Trump and Kim Davis (I even made campaign buttons!)

Reading the comments on that blog gave me a stroke. Especially the comment about “Beta Christian Males” and how sex with your wife shouldn’t be a “negotiation” but something “rough” and “hardcore” that you just take from her when you want it. It’s barely noon and I already need several drinks...

The vaguely creepy look this guy is giving just makes me this this sword has some ancient Viking curse on it that’s gonna possess him to kill his colleagues and then wander off into the mountains looking for the rest of the treasure, ultimately leaving him frozen in the snow, The Shining-style.

My friend and I are going as Donald Trump and Kim Davis, so I made this wonderful buttons. A little too frightening if you ask me...

Unsure why, but I tend to have a lot of dreams where I’m just seemingly smashing away at a piano or guitar and beautiful music just comes out of the instrument. It always surprises me in the dream that I could just smash my hands into the keys at random and make music. Then I wake up and realize I don’t have quite…

Running my first full marathon on Sunday. Please wish that I do not die.

Christ, what an ugly home. Looks like a building at a severely outdated University

“It’s going viral all over the computer, bro”

When I visited NYC for the first time last May I used the app “Exit Strategy,” which worked essentially the same way. Though even handier was that it came with detailed maps of all the subways in the city, which helped me out tremendously. Plus it saved me from taking up space while I gawked at the subway maps hanging…

HOLY SHIT DAVE IS THAT YOU

“I don’t use glue and everything can be taken apart,” The Scotsman quoted him saying. “If you go to Legoland it’s all glued together, which to me is cheating because anyone can glue stuff together.”

As interesting it is to think about all the possible applications for personal drones, I really can’t imagine every person having their own individual dronw - at least not in the same sense that everyone has a cell phone. It just takes too much work on behalf of the consumer for the general populace to really want to…

Better: http://m.imgur.com/a/A98UZ

Oh god, everyone on my dad’s side of the family are preachers or heavily involved in ministry in some way. Both of my uncles lead large churches, and my grandfather lead a church and then went around the country as a missionary for a few decades. I’m so glad my dad didn’t get into preaching because I know that my…

Wonderful! The only thing that bugged me was that they did exactly what the movie DIDN’T do - desaturate all the colors. The movie was vibrant and colorful while this was all washed out and bleak. Still, great video!

Makes me want to go replay some GTA V

Be hunted, captured, and dissected by the governmet.

You’ll wish you hadn’t when the first Marian invaders land on earth with a convient hit-list

Hip hop thread? Hip hop thread.