That tree climbing sequence done gave me a boner.

Another good reason, one that kind of tacks on to #4, is that marriage tends to advocate keeping the status quo, reinforcing the social hierarchies of what "normal" people are supposed to do.

How come no one's making a fuss over the lack of Claudia Besso? I feel she's just as much a part of what makes Splinter Cell so great (at least in Chaos Theory anyway).

They appear to be playing atop a sweetroll

I realize that but it shouldn't manifest itself through annoying, obvious statements. I'm fine with how her craziness was portrayed in Halo 3.

- Man, if there was any reason to hate capitalism, it's exclusives.

Oh, look, chest-high walls. Yahtzee is going to have a field day with this one.

Looks like Blade Runner meets Splinter Cell Conviction. Interesting...

I just hope that Cortana isn't slowly morphing into the future equivalent of Navi...

Have you played SimCity 4? If not you should definitely pick it up. It's an amazing game and still has a strong mod community giving its full support.

No. No, no no no no no NO NO NO NO NO NO.

Aerial strikes.... in a Splinter Cell game. Uuuugggghhhh

Stock photos are the biggest piece of bullshit, stock videos even more so. I'm sorry, but I'm not going to pay a $300 for a three second video clip of water. The fuck is that about?

I'm sorry, but I hate it when guys talk about being "friendzoned," and my feelings certainly don't change when the tables are turned. Yeah, people who lead you on can be assholes, but sometimes that's just how people are. I know a girl who is just naturally flirty. She doesn't mean to lead guys on but it just happens.…

"Buffy the Vampire Layer"

Also, while "Far Away" is a great song, I think something a little more representative of the game's soundtrack should be in the mix tape. This song has a much better spaghetti western feel to it.

Not a western by any means, but certainly sounds it.

This article is about the usage of insults within the gaming community, ergo it has a place on this site. Perhaps #kotakucore would be more to your liking?

"I was gonna go rub one out after I did my daily site rounds."

The difference being that real-world women have free will and are able to decide for themselves how they wish to dress, whereas video-game women are designed by people who usually only have sex-appeal in mind when creating female characters. The end results are usually one-dimensional females designed solely with tits…