Well for what it's worth I can move my ears around and wiggle them. I can also voluntarily wiggle my eyes really fast, as demonstrated in this video (not me in the vid, though). I can also wiggle my nose and flare my nostrils! TALENTS

Would've been funnier had they not have given it away in the title, but instead set it up as a surprise punch line.

Oh, wow, thanks!

Currently attempting to learn the ins and outs of Blender. If anyone has some crash-course or basic tutorials that might be of help feel free to link them!

All this discussion of "alpha" and "beta" males just makes me think of the terrible "nice guy" trend. A choice quote on that:

Well don't I feel silly. I spent the whole weekend seeing the thumbnail for this article thinking the ice cube was a toaster. I sort of just took it in stride until my curiosity got the best of me because I couldn't stop thinking why they were using a flaming toaster for the lead image...

I heard they like napalm, too.

Really? Sushi, feminine? The majority of the women I know in my life hate fish. I, however, could eat it all day.

If they ever made massacres in video games as close to reality as possible, it wouldn't be very fun. The reason we love running and gunning in these games is because of how silly and unrealistic it all is.

"Sure, it's fun to be nostalgic about the first beer you ever drank or whatever"

I believe that in the first ME game you did something to prevent the Citadel from behind used as a mass relay, as it had been in the previous cycles. Still, it isn't like the reapers couldn't have just zoomed over there from a different relay...

I guessed it was made of pie. I guessed wrong.

When you have a test such as the SAT, you prepare beforehand in order to do well on the test. This act of studying will increase your general intelligence, not to mention help along the road to preparing you for a life where you have to think ahead to be successful. However, if all you need is just a brain scan you…

:P

— I'm talking about injustice, says Bloom.

I'm so glad I was able to pick up a copy of the CS5 master collection from my school for only $100. Best investment of my money since I started college, other than that $5 buck box from Taco Bell. Now that's a sweet deal

Nah, people who are technologically aware enough to pirate Photoshop probably know enough about the 'net to either pirate the manuals or just look up online tutorials.

And this is why they invented baby cages. Tsk tsk.

On the topic of creepy shit in video games...

I wouldn't ever use water with my cereal, but man soggy cereal is the fuckin' best! You can't beat a nice bowl of soggy, bottom-of-the-box Life cereal.