Zero gravity sex, you say? Can't tell if that would make clean-up easier or harder...

"A producer/director/actor has an idea for a film, they post it on the site, and people throw money at it."

I had never heard of "thinspo" before and so I made the unfortunate decision of googling it. My. God. I am completely mortified. I have never seen so many people obsessed with being "perfect" before. I don't know if Tumblr's decision to just outright ban this content is going to help anyone as simply ignoring a…

If you plan on paying for a second order then by all means send it back and get something else. I was just saying that you shouldn't expect a restaurant to bend to your will simply because something doesn't suit your tastes.

So after they clean the house will it disappear from Google maps?

Well, at least the "pinterest for men" wasn't just a page with SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS jammed everywhere. Just because I'm a man doesn't mean I could give six shits in a ten shit hat about sports.

Protip: Don't send something back simply because you don't like how it tastes. Now, if it actually tastes sour or just plain wrong you can point it out, but the point of trying new things is to suck it up and adventure. Some things might be an acquired taste. I know I hated this green peppercorn dip the first time I…

Seriously, it's all about how the server handles the situation as well. I've had customers absolutely furious for both stupid reasons and perfectly acceptable ones, however no matter how angry the customer is, as long as you're polite and deal with the situation properly, the customer will leave happy. Unless they're…

I'm stocking up on Capuchin monkeys just in case.

Agreed. I'm incredibly lazy and would like not to have to go to a tailor every time I would like to buy a suit (and I say that as if I actually had the money to buy a suit ha!). Reminds me of the commercial-shoot scene in Lost In Translation.

Seriously relevant.

I would love to visit a stable water world, but mostly because my favourite planet in KotOR was Manaan.

*SPOILERS*

I think that the ending of A Series of Unfortunate Events was handled absolutely brilliantly. It certainly isn't the most positive of endings, but I appreciate that Handler didn't make everything suddenly so much brighter because that would have completely gone against the flow of the entire series and would also have…

But now that you're confident that you are an expert at being social...

One dog does not a trend make.

Yes! Now all I need is a new Crimson Skies game and my inner fourteen year-old shall be appeased! MAKE IT HAPPEN

Good thing you had your knives, that's something I probably wouldn't have thought about (I don't travel outside the states often). I read a tip on Lifehacker once about bringing a machete with you when traveling around certain third world cities (more specifically I believe when you go outside of the major urban areas…

Nah, he's just evolving.

Actually he stabs the painting himself to get rid of it, not knowing that doing so would destroy himself. In the end the painting has reverted to its normal state and Dorian is horrifying. And also dead.