You two would have a lot in common then.

It's called hyperbole for a reason!

So glad that I've been able to attend a relatively inexpensive Cal State and that I landed a decent job at 16 years old and have paid my own way through tuition. Finishing up my junior year with no debt and decent credit, and hoping to keep it that way.

Also, in the name of fact-checking, here is a link to the article:

This was posted by MifuneT a bit further down the thread, but I feel it deserves more attention:

I enjoyed the silence. Was a nice juxtaposition to the shit that is about to go down.

"Cell Tower Disguised as Palm Tree Sliced Through a Car’s Windshield"

Cops and robbers looks fun and all, but bring back my spies and mercenaries :(

Good choice of music

I had this on vinyl before it was cool

Straight from the pages of the newest "I Spy" book.

I like how the headline of this article has changed thrice since it was put up :P

Well, seeing how when I was in seventh grade iPhones didn't exist, no, I don't think I would have come up with this. Also, we actually had some pretty high-end machinery in that class, which was pretty surprising because these days no one would let their seventh-grader near such equipment.

I believe that would be a downgrade. 4K is the top resolution in digital film, along the lines of 4096 × 3112. IMAX resolution (70mm) is around 10,000×7000. I could be wrong, however.

You know how if you keep your hands submerged in water enough they begin to get all wrinkled? I don't want to image what it would be like to keep my dick covered in saliva for six months! :P

Looks like something I would have made in my seventh grade shop class. Can't imagine why the hell anyone would fork over almost $200 for this thing.

Arrived at comments section expecting Edison hate and Tesla love.

You know what would have been great?

I feel the same way about masturbating

*starts watching*