Hah, I tried that. I just ended up with a bunch of ill-fitting, unused clothes sitting in my closet.

...that is the dumbest thing I've read all day. Either you're trolling or just really ignorant.

Thanks, but I'll pass. I enjoy opening pill bottles, for reasons lost on me. I don't use them very often, but for some reason the feeling of pushing down and twisting off the cap is quite nice. Don't ask me why.

A card that has a $5,000 joining fee, costs $2,500 a year to use, gives you a dedicated concierge and travel agent, and does not have a spending limit, and you use it to buy something from a vending machine

I love Fanboys!

In the future, janitors will be the ones cleaning off gravity stools from the bathroom ceilings.

"Treat yourself to something that feels good"

Oh man, there's nothing quite like the sound of a fan to put you to sleep! I love it when the heater kicks up at night because it's a pretty strong sound.

You should go read "Y: The Last Man"

Feeling a bit sheepish about getting the update. I think I wool just wait until later to get it. Sheariously.

For some reason, I can't reply to anyone's comments on Kotaku right now :(

Really? No one? Alright, I guess it's up to me...

I really hate button-fly pants. Too much effort to get undone when going to the bathroom.

Just staying faithful to canon.

"have my brain gained IQ"

Thank god Little Debbie is still around!

Hah, I scrolled by that image and at a glance thought it was a promotional image for the TV show "Psych."

On number two: