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While it definitely looks cool, and you have to admire his skills, I feel that this is just another variation of those lame spray-paint space paintings. Really cool the first time you see it, but it quickly becomes tiresome as you learn that every single "artist" sitting along the sidewalk in Venice Beach does these.

When given porn, I was able to masturbate without much effort.

...so you want a game where we commute and go to work in NYC? *Humans* aren't designed to "leap around while tossing people off buildings," and I don't think the developers were shooting for realism here. I agree that the mission design was a bit off but being able to fly and leap and curb stomp your way around New

So... which one of these girls is "Mario Kart"?

"...like people saying 'am I the only one who thinks...' and opinions that many people share."

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Alright, so I can do this eye jiggling trick (not me in the video, but demonstrates what I can do), and I'm wondering how this would respond to my eye movements.

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Making a joke in reference to the first two lines of this article :/

You're clearly just trolling for pageviews with all that optimism going on in your article.

Non-US McDonald's get all the good stuff. They make some pretty interesting meals in other countries, and it's a shame they can't bring some of that amazingness here. Just boring old, shitty burgers.

I'm going to name my next character, Knee-Slayer III: Bane of Adventurers

One of my film teachers, Bob Engels (writer/producer of several episodes of Twin Peaks and Andromeda), is good friends with David Lynch. One of the projects they were working on was about a man who used to be a cow, called "Dream of the Bovine." Unfortunately the project was abandoned but it would have made for a very

I don't understand the picture for number 1. Wheat bread is amazing! I choose it over white any day.

I wonder what would actually happen if one of these things blew. Clearly the world would be in complete shock, but I'm wondering how we would handle the aftermath. Millions upon millions of dead and injured, with a sizable chunk of Europe now uninhabitable. Especially if the Yellowstone caldera blew it's top near the

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Placing bets on which releases first: HL3 or BM:S?

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YES. I'm loving this game so much right now. I haven't played Rayman since it came out for the GBA, and I don't regret my purchase for a moment.

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+1 for Rayman: Origins. Seriously the most overlooked game of the year. Such an amazing platformer, with an insanely amazing art direction and fluid controls. And the co-op is fantastic.

He isn't really sorry for being a douche, he's just sorry he got called out for being a douche.

Gave my sister Rayman: Origins so we could play co-op together. Insane amounts of fun. Seriously, this is like my bazillionth post about it here. GO BUY IT AND GO BUY IT NOW