The Super-Penetration Shovel: Screw a prostitute, kill her, and bury her all in one convenient tool!

Two things I always share about sweet, sweet burger-making:

Huh. I remember using a touchscreen terminal at a McDonald's in Denver, Colorado way back in 2003 or so. Now that I think about it, I'm surprised they didn't really catch on because I haven't seen one since.

You could totally play Sim City 4 to the main theme

Oh wow, I totally thought that was from the show Psych. It would be something they would do on that show, though

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Technically, that would mean it's covering the vagina as well :P

I want that simulator. Ride the slide all day long!

This is why I love working in the film industry. It's a ton of work, granted, but the payoff is in moments like Vic describes.

Meh. While I think classroom discussion is a great thing, if you're the one paying for college classes you should reserve the right not to have to participate. I hate forced participation, it's just obnoxious.

"So basically it goes on a woman's anatomy..."

From a practical standpoint, think about it: It probably would have taken them a lot more time and money to create longer shots of everything if it were CGI. On the other hand, if this were real, they would have included a lot more footage of the floating column, because hey, it's cool!

I literally stopped watching the video a few seconds in because I thought it was one of those annoying ads that always pop down in front of the main article. I sat there, waiting for it to go away so I could watch the actual video...

Oh I pirate games all the time. Just the other day me and my crew set sail for Japan when we came across a cargo ship containing tons of games. Pirated 'em all up. Then we made the captain walk the plank.

For the best supah-cheap range, I'd go with Skull Candy Smokin' Buds. They're pretty durable and the sound quality is surprisingly good for the price.

While I agree that paying for a demo is a little silly, at the same time you get all future updates for free. And who knows how much the final product could be once it's done? All things considered this is probably a pretty good deal.

Actually, you don't even need to knock out the soldiers in the bathhouse. It's possible to complete the level without an KO's I believe.

Gee, all this time I had assumed that people went to coffee shops to get coffee. I sit corrected.

Unless it's something more thoughtful than a "Happy Birthday!" then I'll just blanket-thanks. While I don't really care if you don't post on my wall, for my last birthday someone I hardly knew just slapped a "happy birthday" on my wall, which was somewhat irksome. I know you don't really care, but if you would have at…