You don't want to raise giant marmots in your bathtub for fun and profit? What's wrong with you?

Wow, Luke, I can’t believe that you and you alone (and not any other site who wrote about this before your shift) are responsible for Nintendo tossing the port maker into Emulation Jail.

If you’re asking where the download link for this is, lol.

Man, you spent time on this?

it’s amazing how bad being right can look sometimes.

Shhhhh, just let him enjoy it. 

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Yeah weird, it is almost like the Remake isn't a 1:1 copy of the original game and everyone has already known that for months now or something. 

Looks like you never stopped. Maybe try mentally growing up passed 14 too. 

The /slides/X thing works, but only for the original URL. If you try it after clicking from notifications, it doesn’t work through the comment URL; just click the article title to get back to the original, then do it.

I mean yea, this is an entirely fair counter-point, but I can make a simple risk assessment and say this game isn’t worth the offset in security.

My GPU isn’t exactly optional.

De Santis means “essential” as in “essential oils.”  In other words, the WWE is expensive, pointless, and smells funny.

Since they only were only able to complete 5 weeks of their 10-week schedule, a more appropriate name would’ve been the VFL.

Mac and Me was...

Lesson learned: we must be Better than Ezra

Two words - Space Mutiny

I’m still waiting for a Wheels & The Legman or a Tales Of Ricky Spanish spinoff series.

I’m honestly really into this and I think it’s a good idea. Good job Atari.

You look cheap