Seems to me it’s a 1,500-word piece full of interesting information that also happens to end with a cliffhanger to tantalize you into checking out the book, but hey what do I know, I just worked here for eight years

Well look who’s back

Yeah, this is incredibly gross JFC.

Yeah, this is incredibly gross JFC.

When desperate times call for desperate measures, look no further than the price gougers of StockX, a destination which, ethical concerns around scalping aside, does promise 100% authenticity from every product listed in the marketplace. So there’s that.

When desperate times call for desperate measures, look no further than the price gougers of StockX, a destination…

...he begins scraping it into a fondue pot.

Now I don’t know what to believe!

I have a feeling you’d find a way to be annoyed if they were replacing him with an Icelandic voice actor as well.

the worst level is the pachinko machine level. it is the single most frustrating thing in that game.

So... there was an actual monster in Ghostbusters all along?

No one noticed.

Yeah, I hated it when they did it to Gizmodo and now Kotaku must suffer also.

Nah

I think one of them at Chuck E Cheese near me as a kid had a hammer for a little while. They were called Wacky Gator.

This was a ton of fun, and the voice work made it all that much better.

“I’M GONNA GET YOU!”
“NOW I’M REALLY ANGRY!”
“Ow. ow. ow ow. ow.”

interestingly—for Nintendo’s lawyers if nobody else—

“Oh, hey, that’s really impressive! I didn’t even know that the Game Boy had that technol—”

Go fuck yourself.

I asked if they had review units and we laughed and laughed.

RIP Ass Dan

How is that gaslighting? Those statements are a balanced and fair summation of the state of play re Steam vs Epic.

he’s not wrong tho