I’ve got no scruples and a WaPo subscription, so here ya go:

I’d just like to point out how the cup in the stock photo doesn’t have the lid on all the way, and I can’t tell you how much that bugs me because I see it too often in all sorts of places.

My sink was getting clogged so instead of buying Liquid Plumber I went to the dollar store and bought two bottles of Mr. Plumber for $2. After dumping both bottles down the drain the sink became completely clogged the next day. True Story!

Oh FFS man... 

Time flies, I had no idea he was 93.

Fuck off.

Did you plan on buying a used Mercedes F1 car before this?

TL;DR, I’ll let this guy explain:

People will say that Clerk is good, but the real gem will be Clerk: The Animated Series.

Remember folks: if you commit a sex crime (surreptitious photography, by definition) by filming people in the bathroom without their knowledge ahead of time, or without their consent during (as was clearly evidenced by the event in question!), you’re gonna be banned for a week. But you WILL get to come back with a…

Chipotle in adobo has helped make some mean pork tenderloin tacos.

Bread Spread is pretty generic, the name needs more sex appeal.

Well, it’s actually a plural they here, because YouTube channels CAN be hive creatures instead of singular people! Derek’s in front of the camera most of the time, Grace is behind the camera.

The use of singular they dates back centuries. Get over it.

Thanks for reading!

Mulaney should be SNL’s new Buck Henry.

GLAZZZED FOR DAYS

Tasticles.

This uh...wasn’t a review.