capt-johnstarr
Capt-Johnstarr
capt-johnstarr

Mulaney should be SNL’s new Buck Henry.

GLAZZZED FOR DAYS

Thanks for making it clear to us you are a racist hate monger.

There is a lot that is incorrect in your statement.

Tasticles.

Gonna build my capsule, gonna build it right
Gonna do an escape test flight
The motto’s always been “When it’s right, it’s right”
Why wait until the middle of a disastrous flight
When everything’s better just to test the system today
And we know the space is always gonna be here any way

Thinkin’ of you’s workin’ up

This uh...wasn’t a review. 

Yes. One uses Wendy’s ingredients and the other uses Burger King’s.

Chris Hill felt safe because Drew Magary was there to protect him.

are you guys even trying? these sound like real adam sandler movies. i’ve seen two of these.

well i mean of course she wouldn’t say no, she couldn’t say no. They’re stranded in space, just think of the implication. 

Us, The Lighthouse and Midsommar aren’t snubs. It’s par for the course for horror films. The Oscars will never consider it an award worthy genre.

He brought the bones of the golden tomahawks home in a doggie bag and intends bring them to a lab

“oh no no no no no no”

This is just Cats with updated CG. Every week they change it. Next week it’s going to be Bad Boys III.

“(and previous-er hosts like Aisha Tyler, Hal Sparks, and Greg Kinnear when it was called Talk Soup)“

If you really want to play pedantic games, “alum” actually an abbreviated form of “alumnus”. As such, it seems reasonable that “alums” might be an abbreviated form of “alumni”.

Please don’t do this. ^

Well, you could go the fuck away. I bet that would solve the problem for ya double-quick.