“completely fabricated events that never happened” is a weird thing to get mad about. You are aware the original game wasn’t a documentary, right? 

Found Criss Angel’s burner account.

Just a heads up: If you get shitty or mean in these comments I’ll remove them. Go be an asshole somewhere else. 

I wouldn’t reminisce about an old teacher sending me a pile of floppy dicks.

Rough 2019, huh?

Thanks for keeping the gate, you’re doing the world a service.

Both of you, here, on Christmas Eve! It’s really is a special time of the year <3

This is sorely needed proof that there are still good things in this world, and that one man can still make a difference. Thank you for another year of being the greatest. <3

What about that doggy movie that was inadvertently telling kids to weather bad touches as a comedy bit? Show Dogs. They pushed an edited version without the scene and the original became a thing of (crappy movie) legend.

Though I have to wonder how many ancient Jedi died due to power chord malfunctions.

Their neighbors have to come up with an excuse why the party can’t or shouldn’t enter.

You must mean that Garth Brooks diarrhea bowl monstrosity.

To quote a great movie: Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong.

Wow, thank you, I really appreciate that candid feedback so very much. 

Saw it last night. A few thoughts:

Hell, that was when I scooted up in my seat. I demand all future mechas to have a mecha knife on them.

No you didn't

I literally told you what it was in the title. If you read the headline and clicked on it anyway, it’s your fault for being mad about it. 

I can’t believe Great Hills Partners became the newest showrunner for American Gods.