“completely fabricated events that never happened” is a weird thing to get mad about. You are aware the original game wasn’t a documentary, right? 

Found Criss Angel’s burner account.

Just a heads up: If you get shitty or mean in these comments I’ll remove them. Go be an asshole somewhere else. 

I wouldn’t reminisce about an old teacher sending me a pile of floppy dicks.

Rough 2019, huh?

Thanks for keeping the gate, you’re doing the world a service.

Their neighbors have to come up with an excuse why the party can’t or shouldn’t enter.

You must mean that Garth Brooks diarrhea bowl monstrosity.

To quote a great movie: Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong.

Wow, thank you, I really appreciate that candid feedback so very much. 

Saw it last night. A few thoughts:

I literally told you what it was in the title. If you read the headline and clicked on it anyway, it’s your fault for being mad about it. 

Didnt even go as far as taking a camera into a public washroom like that other dipshit streamer and seems to have gotten a bigger punishment. Seems microsoft at least has a shred of decency above twitch. So far at least.

Are they similar to ‘jazz cigarettes’?

The blurb up top makes it clear what happened. “The AV Club” is a collection of individuals. Some of them thought the film was pretty good, but enough of them really hated it that it made the list. And now the comment section is going to be dominated by 20-something white guys crying about it.

I like to think that one of the cool things about Kotaku is that you can come here for more information than you’ll get from a publisher’s press release. This is a good example of that. It’s not necessarily controversial or explosive info — it’s just context that you won’t find anywhere else.

For immediate release:

Sleeping was really interesting, as SwankyBox had to find areas of the game that were quiet, where he could lay down in real life and get some sleep.

Dear Not as Cute as the Girl Next to Me,