capt-johnstarr
Capt-Johnstarr
capt-johnstarr

I love that movie.

Handing him his change in the Arby’s drive-thru window does not mean you know him.

People in a public place have no expectation of privacy in that public place.

That attachment is sold separately.

Peloton: for the woman who can’t just get off.

Neither part of his name makes sense anymore. He should call himself Middle Aged Man Indeterminate Music Genre.

Here’s to the best of AV Club gimmick commenters (mostly) past and (some) present.  Here’s to Cookie Monster, who can drop insightful comments on whatever topic is at hand in the perfectly rendered diction of the blue-furred crumbly dessert fiend.  Here’s to ZMF, who taught me all about ownage, and what Statham movies

This show with this cast and these writers was two (short) seasons old. Stop being a disingenuous prick.

“That’s... it?”

Yes. The residuals for someone receiving “story by” credit are 0.3% of the gross receipts, and he splits that with Derek Connolly, JJ Abrams and Chris Terrio because all four of them share the “story by” credit. Plus all four of them have to carve out the shares they have to give to agents, managers,

I disagree though: some episodes I actually felt the old magic. “Mac and Me” in particular was:

Is this where we declare how thankful we are for The Takeout?

Total disagreement. This is definitely your perspective and I'd say it's fairly incorrect. 

That was a good drum break!

Don’t worry, as long as they keep getting assholes like you turning up to post jibes about the job security of actual people, they’ll have the traffic to keep going.

I mean, the food bank donation is cool and all, but the best possible way to resolve a dispute over a 99-pack would obviously be to take one down and pass it around.

Thank you for reading!

Lanthimos has to keep working. If he goes for too long without securing a project, he’ll be turned into an animal of his choosing.

i bet paltrow has tips for where to keep that crystal without cluttering up your living space.

Not a single MCU album smdh