You know, you’ve done a lot of swearing and a lot of “fuck this” and “fuck that,” but you’ve yet to offer up any resembling a suggestion or idea better than the one you’ve shit all over.

In response, let me just put out there - and I’m only saying this because I care - that there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.

For the sake of his sister’s health, let’s hope the Jets don’t tie on Sunday.

Can you please use the “NSFW” tag, please? Some of us have jobs. 

5am? My Lord that’s early. I can just picture Snyder there in his office, across from a barely awake Gruden, stirring his coffee with a sleeve of gatorade cups.

So I should walk into the next board meeting on Wednesday and inform our CEO that we are going to transition from Windows 10/Server 2016 with over 70,000 end points serviced by hundreds of IT employees including experts in SCCM, Active Directory, Exchange, AWS, Symantec and various other supporting elements to Linux?…

“not all boomers”

Nah, TOM 1.0 walked during the intro all the time. The big deal was the fact that TOM 2.0 was unveiled as part of an actual storyline rather than just appearing out of nowhere, and coming into existence out of necessity because TOM 1.0 fucking DIED. 

If both guys get boners, then I think they should pick the flag back up. 

Confused and angered by their departure from the natural order, Humphrey was determined to see the Browns choke.

Neither Denzel Ward nor Greedy Williams practiced this week for the Browns... I feel like Hollywood is gonna go off

Found the 4chan regular.

I’m exhausted.

NotAllIncels in one reply and blaming Reddit and 4chan in another. This is rich.

It’s 30% rootin’ and 70% tootin’!

Fuck this shit.

So, just so I get this straight. You saw an article of a sequel to a game you refer to as “mediocre”, saw the length of the article, and decided “I’m going to go the comment section and complain about something I don’t enjoy”. Does that sum it up?

After 3 weeks, Melvin Gordon tired of being a Sans Dinero Charger.