You know, you’ve done a lot of swearing and a lot of “fuck this” and “fuck that,” but you’ve yet to offer up any resembling a suggestion or idea better than the one you’ve shit all over.

In response, let me just put out there - and I’m only saying this because I care - that there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.

For the sake of his sister’s health, let’s hope the Jets don’t tie on Sunday.

Can you please use the “NSFW” tag, please? Some of us have jobs. 

5am? My Lord that’s early. I can just picture Snyder there in his office, across from a barely awake Gruden, stirring his coffee with a sleeve of gatorade cups.

Nah, TOM 1.0 walked during the intro all the time. The big deal was the fact that TOM 2.0 was unveiled as part of an actual storyline rather than just appearing out of nowhere, and coming into existence out of necessity because TOM 1.0 fucking DIED. 

If both guys get boners, then I think they should pick the flag back up. 

Confused and angered by their departure from the natural order, Humphrey was determined to see the Browns choke.

Neither Denzel Ward nor Greedy Williams practiced this week for the Browns... I feel like Hollywood is gonna go off

It’s 30% rootin’ and 70% tootin’!

Fuck this shit.

So, just so I get this straight. You saw an article of a sequel to a game you refer to as “mediocre”, saw the length of the article, and decided “I’m going to go the comment section and complain about something I don’t enjoy”. Does that sum it up?

After 3 weeks, Melvin Gordon tired of being a Sans Dinero Charger.

For the most part, the area of the park where I worked, “Motor World,” was not especially injury-prone. Which is surprising given how lax everything was. The speedboat racing “track” was a swamp filled with snakes. The “grand prix” track was designed so it was nearly impossible to finish a lap without spinning out…

There is a second googly, and he is absolutely shocked that Antonio Brown was released.

As the resident Cardinals fan at this Chicago office, I made bacon and pancakes for everyone this morning on the office griddle. I figured after the Cardinals spent all weekend fucking the Cubs, I should at least cook them breakfast.

Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

Ad hominem is definitely the best way to win a debate.

Ad hominem is definitely the best way to win a debate.