For the most part, the area of the park where I worked, “Motor World,” was not especially injury-prone. Which is surprising given how lax everything was. The speedboat racing “track” was a swamp filled with snakes. The “grand prix” track was designed so it was nearly impossible to finish a lap without spinning out…

There is a second googly, and he is absolutely shocked that Antonio Brown was released.

Clive? That you, buddy?

As the resident Cardinals fan at this Chicago office, I made bacon and pancakes for everyone this morning on the office griddle. I figured after the Cardinals spent all weekend fucking the Cubs, I should at least cook them breakfast.

Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

What idiot called it Jalen wanting to leave the Jaguars and not Ramsey Boltin’?

Wait ‘til you hear about this singer, Barry White.

assuming this is a genuine question, here’s a genuine answer.

/Tom Brady’s son:

Chris Jones’s right arm/us Chiefs fans in general/2001 Oakland Raiders fans/your blood pressure/The World:

Ad hominem is definitely the best way to win a debate.

Ad hominem is definitely the best way to win a debate.

Disclaimer: My brother sent me this. I did not make it myself 

Well, Kinja kinda ruined it by sticking “Share this story” in the middle there, but the answer is below that.

“I was a comedian who was funny enough to get SNL. That can’t be taken away.”

I hope it was his pinning arm. 

I’m making the wanking motion to this so hard I gave myself tennis elbow. She was targeted for doing shit because she’s a woman, and ironic-but-not-really mustache guy should have been deplatformed.