My girlfriend’s sister had mono when we were all in college. I was terrified I’d get it because my girlfriend was the super jealous type and she would have accused me of kissing her sister or something. And the last thing I’d want is my girlfriend yelling at me because then my wife would find out.

Clearly someone at Sony decided to start Shootering up some cocaine.

Nope, sorry, you’re wrong.

Fucking disgusting.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

As one of four (4) remaining dolphins fans, I was very excited when we traded for Rosen. Please pray for me and my family.

Here are all the countries that begin and end with the letter “A”: Australia, Austria, Albania, Algeria, Andorra, Angola, Antigua and Barbuda, Argentina, and Armenia

FTFY

If you buy this chair, do you have to listen to really loud techno and pretend to be a robot? (Shoutouts to J.P. Eternal Death Slayer ruled.)

Folks are so anxious to throw dirt on Rodgers grave, but dude is currently leading the NFL in passer rating and TDs and has yet to throw a pick.

Your money’s better spent on this!

> paramilitary contingent

Ignoring everything else you said for a moment, I have to ask... why did you censor the word “idiot”?

+1 tub of vasoline

Dan Snyder looks like the manager at the grocery store you worked at in high school.

GUMBO GUMBO EVERYONE HAD BOUNTIES GUMBO!

9 people from Toronto and no hits... what is this, Broken Social Scene?

I sincerely hope you’re 16 and in the mindset that the things you’re learning as you grow up must be new to everyone else.

No body thinks any of this. You cannot copywrite concepts (Battle Royale), and this is where you seem to be lost on your first paragraph.