“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

They tried this with Darren Rovell, but they couldn’t create a baseline for the pulse readings.

we can discuss this matter outside, right next to the double-parked, windowless black van idling on the corner.

You okay, man? Need a glass of water or something?

I feel sorry for people who don’t have fun memories from their youth that they like to revisit from time to time. 

I honest to God have no idea who you’re arguing with right now.

I recognize that man as Joey Tortellini, the Sudanese pediatrician/DJ/200+ time super jackpot lotto winner.

Jesus Christ, Laura! The body isn’t even cold yet!

Straight out of Bob’s Burgers.

hell nah

The short answer is, as long as the people currently here are still here, never. If we’re all gone? Then it’d be time to worry. 

Having attempted to boss these people around for 18 months, I can assure you they will never listen to anyone.

So on Monday can we expect to see Worst Foods to Barf?

They worship gas station food.

your new bosses know what drives engagement

That kid's name? Lance Armstrong.

“If what has happened is a memory and whats going to happen is a thought, you’re taking yourself out of right now. So in that case, every hour is happy hour”- me to a completely empty bar and a visibly uncomfortable bartender at 8am on a Tuesday

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This is for intelligent discussion, hardly see where you are relevant

Uhh, the entire blog is about him preferring to play power forward.