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The Last Temptation of Christ (Martin Scorsese, 1988).

Seek help.

The victory for Sivasspor served as Beşiktaş’ worst opening loss in Turkish Süper Lig history.

Getting back into a baseball game after you’ve already exited the stadium? That’s the very definition White privilege.

The Bills exist, so yes.

Red red whine

If the bars in Dodger Stadium don’t start selling “Negrónis” made with blood orange vermouth and garnished with lemongrass, they’re missing a wonderful marketing opportunity…

Oh no the Amazon bots have come to Kinja! 

How’d you get a picture of Kershaw through Vin Scully’s eyes?

I recommend JustWatch.com for those times when you want to stream a movie or show but don’t know what services it’s available on.

Fun fact: there is only a finite amount of helium in the world. We can’t make more without a powerful fusion reactor (like the Sun). And every time helium escapes a balloon it floats to the top of the atmosphere where we can’t get it back. So the practice of celebrating with helium balloons is unsustainable.

Hey, I think it’s all good. The best guitarist is the one who inspires kids to pick up a guitar.

Out of respect, all local Taco Bells have ordered their flags to be flown at half más

OK Story time from Uncle Bongo: Way back when Four Loko had caffeine my Aunt ventured to the big city (Madison, WI) to get supplies for a big “Cinco De Mayo” (pronounced like mayonnaise) since the only Mexican supplies in my home town came from Old El Paso. While in the liqueur department buying Corona she snagged a…

“Picture you were a driver of a car and you had a wreck and your passenger’s foot was severed off, but they didn’t understand their anatomy. They look down, they’re spurting blood, they open the door, and limp to the woods and either die bleeding to death or shock. The horny man looks down, finds the foot, and takes…

Jerry Jones is incorrect.  The educated man knows to use his blood to form the sacred symbols and call upon the dark power of the great old ones to assist him.  As the bile rises in his esophagus he knows to hold it in with all his might so as to not offend.  When the paramedics arrive, you stab the first one in the…