I would say that this is some Angels In The Outfield shit, but the existence of this Orioles team actually negates the idea of God

I know I’ll get some hate for it, but I’m going to defend Ross again. He’s really not as bad as people say. Sure, he can be annoying at times, and he’s a little quirky. But his physical comedy is unmatched. After the initial mopey stage he really turned it around and I started rooting for him. And he ended up with…

~ Mrs TR4-250, Aug 08/2019 coitus review

Shameful. Just another Puig showboating on the baseball field.

agreed. Twizzlers rule, Red Vines drool.

Only one question.  Is there room on your hill for one more?

This is the moment in this Major League reboot (Major League: O Boy!) when the team goes on an epic run inspired by tearing off the stick-on clothes of the cardboard cutout of Peter Angelos.

So what if he tried to hit Hyde?  He’d have like an 81.7% chance of missing anyway.

I’ve gone the other way. I sleep 13 hours a night and I’m in the office max 3.5 hours a day. Two naps in the afternoon. I’m crushing it—average performance reviews two times running, honorary mention for best lunch co-host for recruits.

These owners really need to stick to sports.

Chris, it makes sense. You don’t need dissension in that organization or any other for that matter. If there’s an anonymous leak, fire everyone. Beckham, gone. Mayfield, bye bye. Joey selling hot dogs in 44a, he’s done. Set the stadium on fire. 

they have three official mascots

When I looked at this I asked for proof that “Sent from my moblie device” was really spelled like that, and it actually was.

I come here for sports and this big whiny article is the final straw. I tried to contact your new ownership to let them know but I couldn’t find anything.

It’s always tough to tell, with the anonymity the internet provides, but I’m starting to suspect that Elisabeth Maria and Elisabeth Maria are the same person.

Actually, Bill Walton lives in Hillcrest.

The Los Angeles Clippy

A headline called “McDonalds Cups look like people having sex” linking to an article that is nothing but pictures of McDonalds Cups that look like people having sex is the literal opposite of what the word “clickbait” means.