Me reading this.

So there’s a big festival in Poland that, y’know, actually embodies the spirit of Woodstock called “Przystanek Woodstock” (Destination Woodstock). There’s an insane amount of people every year, there’s mud, drugs, community/arts/culture tents next to all the gigs and it’s completely, 100% free. It’s perhaps not as…

Severino: [puts down #1 sign]

“After the O’s used nine actual, professional pitchers”

Oh man, I’ve been laughing uncontrollably while reading the youtube comments on that video.

HERE I AM!

The runner-up headline for this blog was Bison Yeets Child Into Oblivion

Man It’s a Hot One . . .

I guess you two can’t play anymore, but that’s a really sad thing to plan for. Man. Great, now I am thinking about my kids.

Seriously though, great question! Paul managed to keep up with me as we played, so he never died. Will let you know as soon as I can get an online session going and someone dies. 

FUCK YOU, JEFF. MY NAME WAS WRITTEN ON THE YOGURT.

Dolan is like that guy Gary at work. You fart in his office and steal his yogurt and then all of a sudden it’s litigation and death threats. Chill Gary 

>Any morbid Mountain Goats fan (and there are a lot of us) will tell you
>there’s no greater pleasure than to belt out the band’s apocalyptic
>“No Children”—“I hope you die! I hope we both die!”—at one of
>their live shows.

Quietly accepting the unwritten rules of baseball is against the unwritten rules of baseball.

i would try it, at least scream therapy.

OH YEAH

The Devil Went Down to Day Care

Glover is a genius but my favorite thing he’s ever done is his freak out in the bathroom after meeting LeVar Burton. “YOU CAN’T DISAPPOINT A PICTURE!!”

I know it won’t be. But if it was, I and possibly HUNDREDS of others would lose our shit in the most giddy way imaginable. You would be able to hear/see/feel that shit from space. Probably.

Kelly is an objectively awful person, but expressing joy that he’ll get brutally raped in prison is pretty fucking sadistic. Sexual violence in prisons, and the enabling of it, hurts way more people than just those who you deem “deserving”. And in any case, perhaps we as a society should hope that no one is ever…