So wait, you're trashing a movie you already stated you didn't want to see based on the actions of a completely unrelated theater chain that, as someone else pointed out probably had that information available to you? And that you didn't end up seeing? Way to stick it to the Hollywood elite. 

Protip: They almost always give out 2x the maximum screening tickets because they expect a lot of people will no show because it was free. This happens all of the time. Arrive extra early for screenings. 

I cannot belive nobody has mentioned it but this contains THIS GAME???

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

At what point do we accept that this guy is who he is, which is Ted Cruz?

I’ve never seen anything blown up so fast in Oklahoma City.
-Mayor David Holt

Hell House,LLC should be on this list.

Parents. Parents buy this for kids, just like the 3DS. It’s amazing how many of you still don’t understand Nintendo. 

Due to Kinja being fucking weird I have indeed come to this article years later and witnessed the dumbassery of ZombieBatman.

Chris Broussard is on it, everyone:

“Being overweight is a choice people make.”

I don’t think there’s any other answer to this than, call me a terrible person.

Fuck off bigot.

I miss Boarders. I bought all my boaks there.

Must be nice. Feel like a tough guy, do whatever you want, screw it up royally, not get punished, get the same sort of case and screw it up to the point there’s two dead, and what? Meh. Go home and sleep in your bed with a clear conscience, I’m sure. Cuz accountability for cops is often a laughable concept. Nobody…

Seriousness aside:

And now, an exclusive preview from the comic:

I was just thinking about a plate of shrimp.