“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.”

Man It’s a Hot One . . .

I guess you two can’t play anymore, but that’s a really sad thing to plan for. Man. Great, now I am thinking about my kids.

Seriously though, great question! Paul managed to keep up with me as we played, so he never died. Will let you know as soon as I can get an online session going and someone dies. 

FUCK YOU, JEFF. MY NAME WAS WRITTEN ON THE YOGURT.

Dolan is like that guy Gary at work. You fart in his office and steal his yogurt and then all of a sudden it’s litigation and death threats. Chill Gary 

>Any morbid Mountain Goats fan (and there are a lot of us) will tell you
>there’s no greater pleasure than to belt out the band’s apocalyptic
>“No Children”—“I hope you die! I hope we both die!”—at one of
>their live shows.

Quietly accepting the unwritten rules of baseball is against the unwritten rules of baseball.

i would try it, at least scream therapy.

OH YEAH

The Devil Went Down to Day Care

Matrix? Now that’s a deep cut. But hey, both it and THE Matrix had Carrie-Ann Moss!

Hitting the opposite way against the shift to break up a perfect game with two outs while down four runs in the bottom of the ninth? Even if it wasn’t intentionally hit the other way, surely that’s against some unwritten rule and he’ll be plunked in his next at bat. 

I was at last night’s game. I’ve been an Orioles’ fan since I was old enough to watch baseball. I’m in a fantasy league that requires us to have at least one Oriole on our roster at all times. With Mancini out of the lineup, I legitimately hadn’t heard of 4 of the starting 9 players, and I wish I hadn't had to see…

Glover is a genius but my favorite thing he’s ever done is his freak out in the bathroom after meeting LeVar Burton. “YOU CAN’T DISAPPOINT A PICTURE!!”

I know it won’t be. But if it was, I and possibly HUNDREDS of others would lose our shit in the most giddy way imaginable. You would be able to hear/see/feel that shit from space. Probably.

Kelly is an objectively awful person, but expressing joy that he’ll get brutally raped in prison is pretty fucking sadistic. Sexual violence in prisons, and the enabling of it, hurts way more people than just those who you deem “deserving”. And in any case, perhaps we as a society should hope that no one is ever…

If I order nachos without the knob, can I get it cheaper?

So wait, you're trashing a movie you already stated you didn't want to see based on the actions of a completely unrelated theater chain that, as someone else pointed out probably had that information available to you? And that you didn't end up seeing? Way to stick it to the Hollywood elite. 

I cannot belive nobody has mentioned it but this contains THIS GAME???