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Remarkably, Kinja, Gizmodo’s platform, has been stable

Hell House,LLC should be on this list.

Parents. Parents buy this for kids, just like the 3DS. It’s amazing how many of you still don’t understand Nintendo. 

Due to Kinja being fucking weird I have indeed come to this article years later and witnessed the dumbassery of ZombieBatman.

Chris Broussard is on it, everyone:

“Being overweight is a choice people make.”

I don’t think there’s any other answer to this than, call me a terrible person.

Fuck off bigot.

I miss Boarders. I bought all my boaks there.

Must be nice. Feel like a tough guy, do whatever you want, screw it up royally, not get punished, get the same sort of case and screw it up to the point there’s two dead, and what? Meh. Go home and sleep in your bed with a clear conscience, I’m sure. Cuz accountability for cops is often a laughable concept. Nobody

Seriousness aside:

And now, an exclusive preview from the comic:

I was just thinking about a plate of shrimp.  

True. He probably thinks they’re “ethnic”.

Nah B.  You’re going to want to run toward the flash.  It’s the only reasonable thing to do.

Mike Pence has probably never eaten a poppy seed. 

This is as good a place as any to mention Jason getting a pretty funny nod in today’s Penny Acade.

One thing I hate about writers is when they write something that causes a swift and broad backlash, and their defense is “You misunderstood what I meant,” as if that is a valid defense for a person whose job it is to convey ideas to third-parties via the written word. I write for a living, and if someone who is