i would try it, at least scream therapy.

OH YEAH

The Devil Went Down to Day Care

Matrix? Now that’s a deep cut. But hey, both it and THE Matrix had Carrie-Ann Moss!

Hitting the opposite way against the shift to break up a perfect game with two outs while down four runs in the bottom of the ninth? Even if it wasn’t intentionally hit the other way, surely that’s against some unwritten rule and he’ll be plunked in his next at bat. 

I was at last night’s game. I’ve been an Orioles’ fan since I was old enough to watch baseball. I’m in a fantasy league that requires us to have at least one Oriole on our roster at all times. With Mancini out of the lineup, I legitimately hadn’t heard of 4 of the starting 9 players, and I wish I hadn't had to see…

Glover is a genius but my favorite thing he’s ever done is his freak out in the bathroom after meeting LeVar Burton. “YOU CAN’T DISAPPOINT A PICTURE!!”

I know it won’t be. But if it was, I and possibly HUNDREDS of others would lose our shit in the most giddy way imaginable. You would be able to hear/see/feel that shit from space. Probably.

Kelly is an objectively awful person, but expressing joy that he’ll get brutally raped in prison is pretty fucking sadistic. Sexual violence in prisons, and the enabling of it, hurts way more people than just those who you deem “deserving”. And in any case, perhaps we as a society should hope that no one is ever…

If I order nachos without the knob, can I get it cheaper?

So wait, you're trashing a movie you already stated you didn't want to see based on the actions of a completely unrelated theater chain that, as someone else pointed out probably had that information available to you? And that you didn't end up seeing? Way to stick it to the Hollywood elite. 

Protip: They almost always give out 2x the maximum screening tickets because they expect a lot of people will no show because it was free. This happens all of the time. Arrive extra early for screenings. 

I cannot belive nobody has mentioned it but this contains THIS GAME???

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

At what point do we accept that this guy is who he is, which is Ted Cruz?

I’ve never seen anything blown up so fast in Oklahoma City.
-Mayor David Holt

Hell House,LLC should be on this list.

Parents. Parents buy this for kids, just like the 3DS. It’s amazing how many of you still don’t understand Nintendo. 

Due to Kinja being fucking weird I have indeed come to this article years later and witnessed the dumbassery of ZombieBatman.