Dang, looks like this snowflake is easily triggered. 

It’s Golden Corral, not Le Bernardin. She was probably dressed better than 90% of the customers.

The Mets are a complete failure to New York and their fans, and are known to have players the likes of cocaine users Daryl Strawberry and Dwight Goodin

Samer and the Deadspins is the lamest band name ever.

What everyone needs to learn is that everyone driving faster than me is a maniac trying to get themselves and everyone else killed, and everyone driving slower than me is an idiot causing traffic.

Like, I’m just playing that 90s movie song in my head now.

PEW PEW DMM DMM DMM PEW

“MORTALLLLLLLLL WOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT”

Search and Rescue helicopter pilot guy here. In case any of you are wondering if this will happen to you after falling off a cliff face or something and needing an airlift, it won’t if they do their jobs right. In the organization I fly with you have to use a line attached to the litter that’s held by a member of the…

the important thing is that everybody tried hard and had fun

I thought I was dead inside, but the longer the video went, the more the tech in the helicopter tried to hook the litter with his foot, the harder I laughed. Then they tried to pay out some rope to... what? I guess they didn’t want the patient/litter to hit the skids, so they let her down, which accelerated the spin,…

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

I sincerely hope this woman is ok. Now. With that out of the way, I cannot stop laughing hysterically and my bartender says I have no soul. I imagine the lady is in there thinking “this is it. I’m going out in a whirl of adrenaline and blood to the head. I should have stayed in the goddam desert.”

“the official pest control provider to The San Diego Padres.”

C’mon man, “AND RENT A CHEVROLET” was right there without ruining the rhyme or rhythm schemes.

AND I’D SURELY STAND UP! NEXT TO YOU AND SAVE ON MY NEXT RENTAL.

My totally real girlfriend in Canada did the same thing. She just missed me too much and also had to get back to her supermodel gig. And we didn’t want to miss Diddy’s white party in the Hamptons that weekend.

Ok, I stand corrected.  I didn’t see that angle before.  The other angle looks like there isn’t any contact.

The Orioles only ruin pitchers. They waste position players, big difference, get it straight.

What if they had to spell everything by placing 1x1-foot tiles with letters on them onto a board, and the tiles are 50 feet away from the board and they have to run back and forth placing the letters?