LOL who gives a fuck

I would add that they should install a smooth hard surface of some sort over everything beyond 400 feet so that if you hit what used to be a home run, that ball is never going to stop rolling. Also institute a rule that you can run the bases multiple times for multiple runs, but if you’re on your second or later time…

I would bet you a million dollars that no team in baseball history has ever had a walk-off win in an away game.

Korean kid from OC who casually throws around the N-word and threatens lynching? KNOCK ME OVER WITH A FEATHER.

Troll rating: 0/10

Yeah, Hot Rock is fun. Really super technical. I have a theory that if you put on The Hot Rock and the movie ‘Pi’ at the same time, the Illuminati show up at your door and put you in the back of a van.

But he didn’t waste any lives. That’s the point of the article. 

There should be blood in your shit, idiot

I bet he fucking planned it, too. Killed ‘em with Mallex aforethought.

That catcher’s one of those rare prospects who will be able to skip AAA and head straight to the Orioles. 

Monday Update: Old Man Literally Yells At Cloud

*This* is the sort of interruption to be mad about.

Lol Stroman has 16 career HBP. Chris Sale had 17 alone in his last season with the White Sox. Fuck outta here.

I believe the technical term for a Butt Doktor is a Proktologist.

In yet another embarrassment, FIFA has rolled out its slogan for this year’s tournament, “500 Girls, One Cup.”

Damn. DAMN.

I think this guy is a pigeon. Even their username is a pigeon-sound.

They're just pigeons. 

Don’t act like you haven’t thrown a pigeon or bicycle kicked a sea gull at the beach