I bet he fucking planned it, too. Killed ‘em with Mallex aforethought.

That catcher’s one of those rare prospects who will be able to skip AAA and head straight to the Orioles. 

Monday Update: Old Man Literally Yells At Cloud

“But I guess that’s not an allowed opinion any more.” - real words from an adult human who’s angry about a kids’ movie

*This* is the sort of interruption to be mad about.

Lol Stroman has 16 career HBP. Chris Sale had 17 alone in his last season with the White Sox. Fuck outta here.

I believe the technical term for a Butt Doktor is a Proktologist.

In yet another embarrassment, FIFA has rolled out its slogan for this year’s tournament, “500 Girls, One Cup.”

Damn. DAMN.

I think this guy is a pigeon. Even their username is a pigeon-sound.

They're just pigeons. 

Don’t act like you haven’t thrown a pigeon or bicycle kicked a sea gull at the beach 

“LSD is a PED.”

This is definitely the second-worst televised “fuck you” San Diego has ever witnessed.

Mostly because “48 Hours” isn’t a buddy-cop film. Murphy isn’t a cop.

Sure, why not. I’m a sucker for these dumb movies.

It’s 2019

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

how about a little love for when monday night football meant something...........”Get schwifty” with these guys and dab on the haters