I’m a lawyer and it is absolutely imperative that this video be released to the public, as it is a crime and the woman performing this humiliating act is essentially a sex slave.  Only her face should be blurred as his reputation is smeared for the entire world to witness.  Wait, lawyer isn’t the right word.  Voyeur,…

You EXPECT something? Eat a bucket of fucks you shit eating dickhead!

“Subtext.”

You must be new here.

+1 gift basket

That ball spent so much time on the rim Derek Jeter just proposed to it

Regular Baseball Fans: AWWWWWWWWWW

Rob Friedman/@PitchingNinja overlaid the scene on top of the Kentucky Derby.

On the one hand, I probably store and publish a higher volume of my hate mail than anyone. And on the other hand, I suck extremely hard and am a pile of shit.

Alex

I don’t think Nurkic meant anything by the t-shirt, it’s actually just a Jim Carroll Band t-shirt customized for each tour stop, and he happened to attend the Sarajevo show.

These are the actions of an abuser. Here’s how: Abuse is about manipulation of power and control. Here he is, being a “concerned” parent to show up at school to pick up his kids, even though, based on what is being reported, he should not. He’s trying to publicly show that he is a responsible parent. It situations…

I’ll steal all the Hennessey you got on ya shelf...

What a bizarrely misogynistic reaction. And it’s “decent,” not “descent,” moron.

*Rex Ryans bursts in, wheezing*
Heard the...headline...need to...hear more.

I’ve been told it is more of an Albany gesture anyway.

Absolutely. Who else is going to be asked to grab an extra plate, but come back 15 mins too late with another beer and sans plate.

Is there a number I need to get at the counter to get in line to write for the NYT, or will they just call my name when it’s my turn?