I’ll steal all the Hennessey you got on ya shelf...

*Rex Ryans bursts in, wheezing*
Heard the...headline...need to...hear more.

I’ve been told it is more of an Albany gesture anyway.

Absolutely. Who else is going to be asked to grab an extra plate, but come back 15 mins too late with another beer and sans plate.

Is there a number I need to get at the counter to get in line to write for the NYT, or will they just call my name when it’s my turn?

“We like to sing ‘Don’t fence me in’ while eating our Cheeky Nandos and reminiscing of the days when Starbucks was just a single independent coffee shop down by the Pier.”

This blog’s written in... NEE-YEW YAUWURK CITEH?!?!? 

Read HNIC as something different -- did not know there was a panel

Are we not men?

Teams aside, the Baltimore-to-San Diego transition will do wonders as well.

It’s really adorable that you think the kids will learn anything from this. 

Some, I assume, are good takes.

The cause is unclear, but the San Diego Union-Tribune reported yesterday that BCA had been missing lease payments to its Mexico-based signal operator for the station.

Lots of cheap punches to the back of the head, but I guess that’s what they do.

It appears that the Easter bunny is, in fact, real AF

Would it kill Konami to start remaking Silent Hill titles a la Resident Evil?

Did Johnny Depp have Richard Harris blacklisted... from the living!? The answer may surprise you!

I propose that if your home run makes contact with a structure that’s absurdly high off the ground, it should count for two.

I still got two of the McDonalds glasses they sold to promote this movie. Sometimes I drink booze out of them LIKE A BIG BOY.