So, all the bros who spent the last few months screaming at Katie Rife for daring to talk about this and INSISTING THAT THERE WAS NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT until some accusers came forward and until then this was just a plot by mean ol’ Jezebel and AV Club to smear poor Louie...

You are right. Its wrong. You are a fucking degenerate. You are the problem with the world today. Good god, what an asshole.

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

Who knew that by today’s standards Popeye would be considered a poet.

If you tuck in your Hawaiian shirt you should be kicked out of anywhere you go.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Disasters faced under Trump like....

He should go with some tried and true baseballisms, like “Hustle, Grit, Humble”. On second thought, that’s probably too long, so he should probably just abbreviate it.

Seems rather aggressive...A*G*G*R*E*S*S*I*V*E!!!

I see you shiver with antici

The McGregor/Mayweather fight will be half as interesting as this.

Sure, he does it in front of 5-10,000 people and he’s a hero. If he does it at Lookout Point during the submarine races he is an animal.

“Good job out there, Chemosabe.”

I guess you could say he was hoist by his own petard, if by “petard” you mean “giant skateboard” and “hoist” you mean “knocked the fuck out.”

Less impressive than Chris Bosh’s cameo:

Same with the Gwinnett Braves name! Gwinnett of course was founded by a group of racists, and was later the home of more racists.

This is not a judgment-free zone.

Learn to complete a single sentence without an obvious spelling or grammatical error before calling me out for missing two letters in seven paragraphs. Or at the very least, try to come up with an original thought or opinion on the subject matter.

Ah, Basewars. I sunk so much time into this game back in the day.