Years ago when I traveled to London for work my boss asked me to bring him some Kinder Eggs. But not just any Kinder Eggs, a display-type Kinder Egg that had a bunch of Kinder Eggs inside of it (it looked like this). These were not okay to bring back into the United States at the time, but I thought I could get around…

My first car was a 92 Prelude and it 100% had the pervert lever. I also named it Quaalude because I knew the score, even if I never scored in it.

It was not a significant body slam.

I’d add Donut County to the list. It’s relaxing and you play a dirtbag racoon, which is exactly how I imagine myself when I’m high.

I remember a “game” I got one Christmas in one of those 16-in-1 CDs was like that. It was “Dennis Miller’s That’s Geek to Me!” which was a bunch of a computer terms you could look up and two screens. One was an animated nerd that gave you the actual definition and the other was Dennis Miller saying what he thought it…

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Thanks, you guys are doing great work. I’m legit scared for the rest of this site because if things get any more fascist I’ll have to resort to actually working during the day and I hate being productive.

Because the ghouls that run G/O are screwing around with comments to keep people from expressing their frustration over how they handled Deadspin. They’re outright disabling comments, deleting user’s Kinja accounts, and black-holing everything they don’t want to see. We hurt their feelings and they’re saying “screw…

Didn’t the dad make one of those shitty “As Seen on TV” products that was just a nobby pole you could stick on the wall and use to scratch your back? I remember that being a thing.

This show is really really good and Shudder has been knocking it out of the park recently. They’re really the best streaming service in terms of curation and original productions. They actually know their audience and keep a steady stream of fresh content month after month.

Last night at 10pm Pacific time there were 24 THOUSAND people watching the Fortnite Twitch page of... a black hole.

I went to Staples Center a few years for a Kings game and I loved seeing all the banners for the various teams that played there and their accomplishments. Where else are you going to get 2 NBA teams, a WNBA team, and a hockey team in one place with that many accolades? But as my eyes traveled around the rafters I saw…

I think coaches should continue challenging these calls, but instead of limply tossing the flag on the field they need to wrap the challenge flag around something heavy- like a brick- and toss it at the ref that blew the call in the first place.

A person that steals those bottles with regularity is the same kind of person that won’t think twice about parking in a handicapped spot or killing a stray cat or picking up drifters for sex and dumping their bodies in ditches.

I worked with a guy that picked up Chipotle for us one day and came back with an entire bottle of hot sauce. I was shocked but he said he did it all the time and his justification was that it was just out there next to the forks, and those were free so why not? I lost all respect for him that day. I hope he’s doing…

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I was getting a generic (some sort of alcohol thing I had to put on my pits that was very uncomfortable and messy) that was $100 a month after insurance. It was normally $110. The compounded cream is $120 every two months without insurance. I have the option to inject myself with it but I don’t trust myself to keep…

Well considering I get tested every year and my levels went from <150 to >400, I’m going to say they know what they’re doing.

That makes more sense. 12.5-25mg seems more like a dosage a healthy person would use to gain just enough of an advantage but not trip any alarms.

Did you ever wonder what it would feel like to just slap the shit out of everyone who annoyed you?