I am not a doctor, but my body is stupid and doesn’t create enough testosterone so I have to use a cream from a compounding pharmacy of 100mg/pump. 1.25 grams seems excessive, especially for a normal human (and 2.5 grams seems like it would make you incredibly angry all the time). Am I missing something on that…

I once sat down at a bar when another person was getting up, leaving a half-eaten order of nachos behind. I asked them if I could have the nachos and they were okay with it, so I ate them. I didn’t see anything weird about it until my friends said I was crazy.

Haha, I forgot about TOM 1.0 dying. I guess I forgot about him walking too, but I never tuned in for the very beginning of the block.

I remember the first(?) redesign of TOM was a BIG DEAL because it showed him walking. They did a little short to roll it out and everything. Before that he was just a fat robot in a chair.

As someone who lives in San Diego and has to eat the pizza here: I’m sorry. We don’t have good pizza. Ciro’s is extremely “okay” pizza, and very hit-or-miss (it’s mostly “hit” when you’re drunk and walking from one bar to another).

This post did not age well.

The Ravens big, costumed mascot is Poe (the live birds they bring to the field are Rise and Conquer). But when the Ravens first started in Baltimore there were THREE big, costumed mascots named Edgar, Allan, and Poe. One year, quietly and without fanfare, only Poe came back to the field. However if you ask the right…

Personally, I think the farthest the thank you should go is a note on the receipt. Something very simple like “Thanks for everything!” or “Thanks for making me feel welcome!”

This season of American Vandal sucks.

There are a few explanations for this I can think of, none of them make a whole lot of sense:

The first one looked like Elizabeth Hurley, the second one a (slightly) modified Mariah Carey.

Well the orange juice prevents the scurvy. And since she’s paid money for therapy and knows that it’s a problem she’s probably also taking enough supplements to help shore up the rest of the gaps.

The way our survivor pool is set up, you can only pick a winning team once and against the same team twice. It keeps people from sticking around picking (for example) the Patriots every week or against the Fins/Browns/Jags/Giants every week.

I’m curious what happens to the friends that received the $15k. They are under no obligation to pay the bank back, and if the money was given to them and they weren’t told “we got an extra $120,000 from the bank so we’re spending it before they find out” they can reasonably say they didn’t know it was related to a…

Seven and a switchblade.

When I was in high school a classmate on the varsity baseball team peed in a Gatorade bottle and another player drank it. I think the official line was that it was intended for one of the players they all picked on and another player drank it. In any event, the drinker reported the whole thing and the pee-er got:…

I always liked the brand name Morningstar because I am a giant nerd and equate that to both medieval weaponry and Satan (he’s referred to as the “morning star” in some texts).

But forcing Brown into cold storage means they’ll have made yet another headfirst dive back into obscurity, and shitty football teams make for shitty football.

Renner has been hanging out on the edge of Hollywood since 1995, never quite in the big movie or big series but a passable “that guy” who wasn’t poised to do real character actor work. In 2008/9 he’s in The Hurt Locker and that gets power players to notice him and gets him an Oscar nom. It’s Renner Time in LA, baby…

Amazon Prime put a few seasons of the old Supermarket Sweep up a few months ago and a friend and I would get very drunk and watch it. It got to the point that I developed a fantasy-style game around it, complete with a spreadsheet that auto-calculated values.