“Everyone was cheering for me, a guy who heckled the home team loud enough that the entire dugout turned around, and booed security when they kicked me out for being an asshole” is basically “they’re saying Boo-urns” in real life.

So is a hot dog a taco?

I have flown cross-country for Sheetz.

And I think I tasted some cinnamon. 

*screams in 90s*

There’s a waste-treatment plant on the border between Dundalk and Essex (another suburb that is just as terrible). Every year they have a “friendly” game of football between the locals and the loser claims ownership of the plant. People take it entirely too seriously and neither suburb understand that no matter the…

So he wants a mercy rule when his team is down 14 runs and he needs to have a position player pitch, but he never said anything (or did anything) when his team was mollywopping the Orioles (in their own stadium) earlier this year?

Bad news: he can no longer have children after taking that shot to the biscuits.

Instead of 2 bowls and chasing down kernels, you should use a mandoline slicer. That’s what my mom used even though we no longer had the safety guard and she sliced the tip of a finger off one time. Ruined a whole bowl of corn, too.

I really think that EA is seeing the writing on the wall surrounding loot boxes and knows that they’ll be forced to phase them out completely soon and are using this as their last ditch attempt to drum up revenue. They’ve loved their microtransactions for years and I’m sure they were getting pretty good returns on the…

Good point, getting kids interested in instruments and music is really all that matters.

It’s really sad that Taylor Swift is considered an influential guitarist when St. Vincent, Jack White, and Gary Clark Jr. are RIGHT THERE.

I saw this up close at SDCC and it is really freaking awesome. $600 on a piece that size with that level of detail is actually about average (look at some of the Sideshow Collectibles collection if you don’t believe me). The problem with this one is: it’s too damn big. There’s no easy way to display it without it…

Spoilers for decades-old sequels!

I was at a Padres game earlier in the year and they announced the “first-ever Grateful Dead tribute night” which struck me as weird. They couldn’t have this event when Jerry was still alive, or even when Dead and Company first started touring? But then I remembered Bill Walton lives in San Diego and I figured it was…

Maybe Ninja leaving and some incel doesn’t have the same perceived value on his Mixer stream?

I appreciate the breadth of Kate’s picks, but I have to vote for Kevin. I cannot vote for Red Vines on any “best of” list. They are trash compared to my beloved Twizzlers. I will die on this hill and will not be taking questions at this time.

Up until today I thought if you included “follow up email apologizing for previous email(s)“ you’d make the game impossible. But some days humanity really surprises you.

It’s good to know that Scott could not get in direct contact with ownership in regards to that article much the same way Laura could not get in direct contact with ownership in regards to that article.

If you name them X, they have to leave Los Angeles. They can buy a clock on Hollywood Boulevard the day the leave.