Masseduction came out in 2017, MasseducAtion came out in 2018.

Wait, y’all cooked the crabs on the grill? They deserved what they got for not steaming them with an unholy amount of Old Bay like the lord intended.

No, that’s farther up the coast. We don’t have too many places right on the cliffs down here.

A few years back in San Diego they sent an emergency alert out to everyone’s cell phones for a thunderstorm warning. I’m from the east coast and found it ADORABLE, but one of the natives in my office got very worried and started asking us: “What should we do? Should we shut everything down? Do we need to stay away…

What’s also great is that this dingbat doesn’t know that America does not have an official language.

Buddy/Cop film

I remember thinking- as a child!- that they had Miller in another booth somewhere because every exchange went like this:

That’s because they’re just called “noodles” there. /s

If they didn’t call it “Castlevania” I would have had no problem with that show. The Metrioid title art looks good as hell but I bet his name would have been shortened to “Sam” and he would have been a total asshole.

*Two of the last three. SRB didn’t resign, she didn’t seek re-election. I have no idea what point Bubala was trying to make because if you take out “female” and “African-American” you’re left with the faulting factor being “passionate public servants” which isn’t a great hill to die on, either.

I liked the “Has This Ever Happened to You” sketch more than most because friends and I used to provide our own narration to those ads when they would come on in bars.

I thought it was standard grilling protocol that there always be a grill spotter near the actual griller to offer up platitudes like “that’s looking good” and “don’t turn it too often”, and to watch the grill in the event that the griller falls ill or needs to tend to something else.

When I lived in an “okay” part of Baltimore there was someone who parked their Series 2 Lotus Elise on the street. No bumper guard, no car cover, not even a Club on the wheel.

Can confirm

Yeah why have an in-depth article when the new era was named and then a follow-up article on the day of the change when instead they could just wait and do one big article so that chodes like you can say “why didn’t you write anything sooner??”

In elementary school there was one parent that would make a lamb cake (or other vertically-shaped cake) for our bake sales. I asked my mom if she would make me one and she just laughed and said “no”. No one in my family even piped frosting, that was too much work; we just made a sheet cake and slathered some frosting…

Kickapoo is also a soda that I had when visiting Singapore. I’m pretty sure it was just Mountain Dew.

The problem with a fried egg on a burger is twofold: they are usually overdressed and the egg is fried too hard. You need to keep the burger simple and the yolk runny to impart anything of substance into the equation and even then the only parts of the burger that are positively effected are what’s covered by the…

It’s just a shame that most of their beers are not good. The Stingray IPA and Orange Ave. Wit are the only ones I’ve liked from there.

It totally has a solo mode, it’s called Titanfall 2.