he shit on a Gold Star family *at the beginning of his fucking campaign* and the Republicans who normally fetishize the military and “strength” STILL worship him blindly like the pathetic subs they all are (including him). At least their phoniness is out in the open unequivocally.

Shame the Democrats won’t do a damn thing with it, really.

Plot armor is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.  

i think the trick is to do it like the brady bunch movie - the world has passed him by but he’s still living like it’s the x-treme 90s. 

His career was already in the shitter due to his alcohol & drug abuse, chronic lateness, refusal to learn his lines (necessitating him being fed them through a headset), & assaulting a crew member on one of his sets. But go off I guess.

Johnny ruined his own career by being a drunken mess.

So you changed your political affiliation for petty vindication?  Wow. 

Here’s a Venn diagram

Beto’s the classic underachieving protagonist.

I’m sure it’s a lovely building and they spent a fortune on it. I’d be a bit testy too if it were MY money. Fortunately, it’s not so I stand back at a socially safe distance, point my finger, and laugh like Nelson Muntz.

Maddie...I know you’re feeling betrayed and rightly so. People you thought were your friends stabbed you in the back. It hurts, brother. You know what eases that hurt? Revenge. You’ve got names and you’ve got nothing to lose. You’re being shown the door by your own team...show them you can give as good as you get. I’m…

After reading about Marc Anthony and his soon to be child bride, it’s nice read about a great age appropriate couple.

Just remember there is no bottom anymore!

If he keeps this up, it'll soon be illegal to say his name in Florida schools.

I’ll bet a dollar, she left because they offered her less money than Reedus. Or less money than she thought she was worth.

How could you claim to love John Turturro and not even mention Barton Fink?? The shame!

Why does iii get a bad rap? It's far better than v, nemisis, and into darkness.

Waaaayyyy too racy for Disney+

The Ents do not approve of your Maple theft.