he shit on a Gold Star family *at the beginning of his fucking campaign* and the Republicans who normally fetishize the military and “strength” STILL worship him blindly like the pathetic subs they all are (including him). At least their phoniness is out in the open unequivocally.

Shame the Democrats won’t do a damn thing with it, really.

Plot armor is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.  

i think the trick is to do it like the brady bunch movie - the world has passed him by but he’s still living like it’s the x-treme 90s. 

His career was already in the shitter due to his alcohol & drug abuse, chronic lateness, refusal to learn his lines (necessitating him being fed them through a headset), & assaulting a crew member on one of his sets. But go off I guess.

Johnny ruined his own career by being a drunken mess.

So you changed your political affiliation for petty vindication?  Wow. 

Here’s a Venn diagram

Beto’s the classic underachieving protagonist.

Maddie...I know you’re feeling betrayed and rightly so. People you thought were your friends stabbed you in the back. It hurts, brother. You know what eases that hurt? Revenge. You’ve got names and you’ve got nothing to lose. You’re being shown the door by your own team...show them you can give as good as you get. I’m…

After reading about Marc Anthony and his soon to be child bride, it’s nice read about a great age appropriate couple.

Just remember there is no bottom anymore!

If he keeps this up, it'll soon be illegal to say his name in Florida schools.

How could you claim to love John Turturro and not even mention Barton Fink?? The shame!

The Ents do not approve of your Maple theft.

To be fair, in the 90s the Grocery Store was a hot place for pickups which would lead me to believe the 90s was the last time this guy had sex.

So everyone in conservative states will be working their asses off to make sure these people don’t get elected by working for their opponents, right? Even if that means working for a Democratic candidate you don’t 100% agree with, but at least agree on more with than the Republican candidates, right?

We need Whitmer, Nessel, and Secretary of State Benson to protect us here in Michigan from the GQP and their fucking army of idiots.  

I have said for years that they would gun for Griswold after Roe. This, as well as the fact that none of these motherfuckers knew the name of the case, is not surprising. After Griswold, then Loving, then Brown.