I just thought that’s what tourists naturally did

I haven’t looked at a map or anything to confirm, but the more reasonable parts of Michigan can become part of Canada if there's no other option when you break up the U.S. It’s okay with me.

Yeah, and Jews weren’t all that big on dating Nazis y’know.

My money is on running up on Pelosi with dynamite strapped to her body.

Poor white trash stick up convenience stores to get meth money and fight each other in Walmart. She’s a middle class suburban white woman. Just crazier than usual.

Exactly. Congresswoman Mace wasn’t sympathy for what she went through and to be protected from MTG but doesn’t have sympathy for women who haven’t been raped. This like choosing to sleep in bed with a poisonous snake.

But Nancy continues to be a member of the party that embraces MTG and only supports reproductive rights to women she empathizes with as a rape victim?

Dude, that was Chuck Cunningham! He famously went upstairs in season two of Happy Days... and never came back down.

I used to be the caretaker for an apartment block in an old neighbourhood east of the river in my old city. I loved the neighbourhood, even though it was rough and old. The river was literally on our doorstep, and two separate(but equally stupid) families of eagles timeshared a nest right nearby. In short, it was…

No one is more dangerous than someone who truly believes they were chosen by god to do something. 

The Thin Blue Skin

Did the cops and unions ever even acknowledge that they were subsequently immune to COVID after drinking said bleach? I mean, c’mon, silver lining there!

Obligatory:

I would watch the shit out of Machete Kills the Mansons.

“is that a 5 foot python firmly latched onto your groin, or are you just haaaAAA OH GOD OH MY GOD WTF”

Just came here to say “I have had with these motherfucking snakes in my motherfucking drain”.

Absolutely how that reads. Here’s your star.

I was a little embarrassed for you when I saw those Blu e-cig ads, but I didn’t do interviews about it, Steve.

“I didn’t even want to be in them,” he continued, while visibly perspiring. “Who wants money and fame in some of the biggest movies of our time? I’m happy watching the old stuff anyways, back before it got mainstream. I definitely didn’t audition for the new ones, and never heard back, ahaha, why do you ask? Oh, you…