We live on a short, dead-end street and we got to know many of our neighbours through our foster dogs that we had to walk from the far end of the street to the corner every time we’d take the dogs for walks.

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Hey he’s gotta shower somewhere.

I bet most of these terrorists haven’t ever been inside of a gym. 

Honestly why are you guys talking about this when antifa muslim radicals are indoctrinating our children to be transgender lesbian abortionists?!

And here is one that is sadly from this year. Not scary but definitely supernatural...

That Culkin kid turned out better than expected.

You know, there are other blogs on the interwebs - nobody is forcing you to stick around. I’m not sure what exactly you’re expecting from a dirt bag column, but naked Mark Ruffalo telling folks to vote works for me.

You’re a fucking loser, now kindly fuck off. 

Thanks Cap’n! 

That Herman Cain timeline is what gives me the most hope. The thought of him getting his hopes up, only to have them mercilessly crushed, and to then realize he’s fucked. I’d buy tickets to watch that and sneak in a cocktail. 

Trump gets whatever he wants because he will badger the fuck out of people, whining, threatening, complaining, yelling, and he simply wears people out. I grew up with someone like this, and and it’s upsetting, exhausting, and also horrific.

Was this his Make A Wish moment?  

Quick someone pretend he has a very important executive order to sign.

Amy Barrett reportedly already had Covid-19 back in March, it’s recently been revealed (cue how convenient).

“Don’t worry Donald, I was admitted to the hospital too! You will be FINE!”

You know who is not negative, Sen Mike Lee of Utah, who was breathing all over ACB on Tuesday.

Yes, both Bidens are negative for COVID. Hope it stays that way.

Technically they don’t have to die, they just have to be incapacitated. I personally like the idea of Trump and Pence coming out of COVID-induced comas to find that they lost the election, Biden was inaugurated the day before, and by the way, the New York Attorney General would like to have a word with Mr. Trump.