I know which way I’m betting.

Out out damn spot!

This is why Sonic will always be my favorite hedgehog. Fuck Ron Jeremy. 

As a fat guy, I’m deeply resentful of those boogaloo asswipes appropriating Hawaiian shirts.

She doesn’t look too far removed from being old enough to move to the villages down in Florida. I bet they’d give her a spot in their racist golf cart parade.

I deeply regret only being able to award you this single star when you deserve so much more.

Time to make more room in that box where I keep Ender’s Game=Great Book/Orson Scott Card = Giant Piece of Shit. On the one hand, I’d love to never hear this kind of crap come out of the mouths of people I used to admire, on the other hand, I’m glad I know so that I can never put another dollar in their pocket again.

Aging out of the cute period and no longer able to be monetized sounds quite a bit like the cubs in Tiger King. These people have as much business being children as Joe Exotic does running a zoo.

“Tell them the North remembers.”

For me, all Biden has to be is Not Trump and I’ll vote for him. I’d vote a bowl of cold oatmeal president before I voted for Orange Foolius.

This Michigander loves her and will vote to re-elect her in 2022 if she’s not the veep by then.

Thanks!

Take your star.

We appreciate it, but with Cheeto Mussolini in charge I imagine it must feel like rooting for the Detroit Lions.

My all-time favorite

I was so disappointed my wife didn't recognize this tune when I started singing it during the scene.  

He’s good in Cobra Kai, too.

Man, you didn’t mention Darth Vader was catching for the All-Stars!